#campfirestory
This is an old story told to my kids around the campfire when they were younger than ten, but I left out the alcohol part at those campfires. My kids are at that age where they are on the way to starting families of their own and so I give to them a story to fall back on if nothing else comes to mind. This would be the last story of the evening because of the punch line at the end. It is really pretty short, but can take a few minutes to tell. It is one they will always remember.
Enjoy!
-Jeff